Scientists: gas and hot air emissions from Lib Dem conference to increase global warming

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(satire?)

Scientists are warning that the record-breaking amounts of hot air, wind and gas emissions emanating from Liberal Democrat MPs and activists during the Liberal Democrat conference in Glasgow this week may significantly increase the rate of global warming.

The warnings come not long after the Met’ Office said temperatures in Britain could be set to rise with the entire country expected to get hot under the collar as a result of the unusually inert gasses being generated by Nick Clegg and his fellow Lib Dem ministers to justify being in coalition with the Tories.

However, a Liberal Democrat spokesperson dismissed the criticisms, pointing out that if the UK invested more money in hot air and wind-powered Liberal Democrat MPs, they could produce enough gas to power the country for the next half a century or so at least.

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Related articles by Tom Pride:

All Lib Dem MPs in England and Wales to be microchipped by 2015

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